talked to mami on da phone just now.
updated each other with lately happenings.
mami warned ann to go back Melaka after staying few days in KL.
em…few days means how many days huh? *giggles*
ge’s gf coming, so ann must be at home before that day.
reminded mami to bank in $$$, asked mami when is da arrival of da Toyota Livina, told mami about ann’s dream and yadda yadda…
eh, u know what, if something bad happens hor, u have to say it out while mum-ing one u know so that by shallowing the bad and so u can flush them out by loo and da bad will gone. 😯
LAAO (laughing ann’s ass out) !!!
that’s what old people told mami. and now mami telling ann…
then, mami passed da phone to ge.
‘ge, u know when got pc fair?’
‘u go and ask tomorrow. i heard is starting this friday le means tomorrow. i wanna buy printer ink. if no discount hor, costs 60 bucks for black one then color one 80 bucks le..’ (we speak very broken english one. manglish ma. malaysian must support local product wtf)
‘liddat ar, i go and ask tomorrow la…’
‘ge, your office wanna qing ren(literally means employ people) ar? (we incorporated chinese in between manglish. surprised mami didn’t yell at us)
‘but i wanna work wo…’
‘yala, u work in kl for one month la…’ (mami yelling in background ‘ask her come back here and work. your office don’t wanna qing ren mer? ask her to come back.)
‘eh, u on speaker ar?’
‘see, mami don’t lemme work in kl. but i wanna work. i wanna buy a camera. I WANNA WORK LA…’
‘no need la. come back here and do house work’
‘do housework mei you qian(literally means no money) one’
‘bao ni chi bao ni zhu bu hao ar (literally means provide u residential and eat not good ar)?’ (mami giggling)
‘or ask mami buy u a shoplot outside la operates under da name Noel’ (mami giggling again)
‘yalo hor, must be a boutique ar, so that i need not buy clothes’ coz ann can take them anytime…
that’s all da craps that we talked.
ge is such a wit hor. bastard.
just received sms from ge.
eddie coming on da 17th may.
leeyee coming on da 9th.
die la liddis. how to work?
‘they come also none of your bloody business ma. why cannot work?’ ann knows u are questioning.
IT IS BECAUSE ANN WANNA BRING THEM AROUND MELAKA SO THAT ANN CAN MUM CENDOL. NYONYA LAKSA. AND MUACHI. OH ANN MISSES CENDOL KAO KAO. YUM YUM. PERIOD.
p/s: ann changed da title. mami says it is not good to say bad about gege. last time ann called ge as si gui kia (literally means dead ghost). mami screwed ann. ann kia kia (literally means scares) le…