hihi im blogging from Big Appla, Dataran Pahlawan Malacca 🙂
since noone wanna employ me, so im now 吃饱卖包 (literally means eat full sell pao) at home 😦
purleeese excuse my MIA 😦
im almost pass out to see 1000+++++ unread items in my reader ler :S
come, lemmi briefly update u guys with a bug’s life my life
oh mai gawd!
i finally touched down KL niao 😀
it’s nice to see da light of hope 😯
it’s also nice to see McD 😀
had lunch at Jogoya
da oysters are dang juicy & scrumptious wei
must go and try ar,
and lady entitles 50% some more
im glad mami gave birth me into a lady gal 🙂
i was startled to see such a looong queue.
who say economy crisis?
cri my ass la… 😛
met up with Irlene
i know her through bro
it’s funny that we clicked instantly even before meeting each other
we can chat through phone for hours and hours
talk grandmother stories until da porridges are cooked 😛
as if we have known each other for ages…
traveled back to Malacca with Yiyi
im feeling pretty upset cos i prefer staying in KL lo so that i can shop
but i miss my home sweet home too
today is a fattening eventful one 😀
had brekkie with Jenny Yiyi (aunt)
at noon, had lunch with Aunty Lily
next, went shopping at Dataran Pahlawan
after that had cendol at Jonker Street
i miss it so muchy le 😀
then when night approached watched amazing acrobatics from China 😀
i was so busy that i had no time to poop :S
farewelled Leeyee & Gege & Yiyi
haih! eppie moments came to an end 😦
so fast they have to go back to work
im so gonna miss them 😦
my house is diagnosed with attacks of termitesss :S
will be having some renovations 😦
have to start doing some packing
first thing to start with,
clearing up my cupboard is like a ritual task to me whenever im homed
i finally made up my mind to trash ALL da ol’ mags 😦
i was so em se tak (heavy-hearted) lo 😦
“wuyoh, ni pun mau ambil (gambar) kah? takde kerje ke?”
“memang takde kerje mah 😛 “
“u beli ini *point at CLEO* brapa?”
*find around da front page* “oo…5.60 eh…”
“yala 😦 “
“u tengok ar, satu u beli 5.60, tapi u jual, satu untuk 30sen saja”
“nola, 30sen untuk satu kilo ma, ini mana ada satu kilo wo 😦 kurang dari 30sen 😦 “
simple dessert to kick start my day 🙂
most spoken phrases lately are
Kak, matilah saya
cos i have been binging non-da-farking-stop
tak mau! buang la!
my ways to treat ol’ knick-knack
eh nanti dulu, boleh jual ler 😀
kak says this after i say buang!
u ni, memang takde kerje ke?
when i have nothing better to do and snap randomly at everything
today only i knew that 1 kilo of ol’ news paper only costs 20sen 😯
altogether we manage to sell off 70 over kilos
da man only pay us 16bucks
after giving half of it to Kak,
my pocket only left 8 bucks lo 😦
my ol’ mags & notes only cost 8 bucks T-T
and today i got many complements comments of me putting on weight already 😥
from mami’s friends
from friends’ mamis :S
it’s only my 6th day home
u say la sei mou
look at da dates,
i haven’t been turning Josh on for 96hours
maybe he’s not that sexually attractive to me anymore
it’s a breakthru to me ok!
seeing myself used to turn Josh on once i get up,
im sooo gonna turn over a new leaf wtf
*pat self on da back* 😀
say hallo to Lucky!
ain’t he looks like a piggie with that pinkish nose? 😛
piggie mum-ing apple
and piggie mum-ing banana!
he’s such a good boy 😀
today i learned that masticating for bout 30 times can slim down
cos da brain will have adequate time to receive da signals that YA IM MUM-ING
and then it will send da signals to da stomach that OK. ENOUGH BABE. U’RE FULL BABE
and da stomach will tell da brain that YA. IM FULL LIAO. ASK HER STOP MUM-ING PURLEESE.
i think this really works.
cos when u’ve masticated that muchy times right, u are tired. i mean da mouth.
then when u look at da food in front of u,
u feel full
and u will stop mum-ing
i donno bout u,
this works for me.
da only problem is,
i can only remember this masticate-for-30-times-is-good-for-hell-health-masticating when i have nothing in my mouth after masticating 15times. and i just have to go on to masticate for another 15times as if there’s something in my mouth =.=
or i will only start chewing 30 times when there’s only 2 spoons left on my plate
what to do,
im so used to masticate for 15 times 😯
i think da best way for me
is still mum less
but But BUT
it’s not that easy as it seems lo
especially when tempting tit-bits can be seen everywhere
like cookies in da freezer (mami says it will be nicer wo…)
like dragonfruits is in da fridge (fruit is good for health what!)
like fired bananas are on da dining table
like siu baos are under da food cover
I MUST SLIM DOWN WEI
cos cny is just around da very corner 😯
many yummilicious food was placed nicely & attractively & sexily macho-ly in front of me
i was about to put da beloved dao sha beng into my mouth,
“constance… constance… constance…”
who ar? keep calling me
turned my head back,
with mouth in O shape.
opened my eyes.
shut my mouth 😐 .
followed by wiping my drools.
spoilt my mood dream!
no more dao sha beng
and she woke me up five mins earlier!
i could have managed to savour my beloved dao sha beng(s) lo
i woke up to sored arms 😦
but so muchy cleaning up and unpacking to do
i feel like crying as im typing now ;(
and stupid kakak woke me up five mins earlier. again!
no, i wasn’t mum-ing anything this time 😛
i had a tiff with mami.
i almost shed tears
mami’s head is sometimes very da hard (keras kepala) mami’s dogged
he surprised me today
with his sudden show-up on my doorstep
with his sharp chin (he lost a farking 20 kilos)
with a decease of his dear one 😥
be strong, my dear
hope to see u soon 😉
and oh, remember to enjoy life before it’s too late 😀
a personalized gift from him that took a year to reach my hands 😯
house is finally in tip-top condition!
Xmas is cuuuummmmminnngggggg 😀
my burfdae is also coming very da soon 😯
kakak (da maid) went back to where she belongs to 😦
i will be da one who
sweep, mop, wipe, wash, scrub, cook, fold, iron and so on and on
wish me good luck!
mami woke me up at an ungodly hour.
just to look for her bloody brown belt. 😯
i mish u so so so muchy 😦
see, i cook one le 😀
daddy so worry that i will serve him uncooked rice =.=
oh, and i saw Cindy, Cynthia, Audrey, and Jolene!
in newspaper 😛
i must have missed out so much,
i miss blogging
i miss u all 😦
will be cont’ to mia for another 25 days until im back to uni,
then i will regain my online status
don give up on me ar 😉