A Bugz Life

*wave* *wave*

hihi im blogging from Big Appla, Dataran Pahlawan Malacca 🙂

since noone wanna employ me, so im now 吃饱卖包 (literally means eat full sell pao) at home 😦

purleeese excuse my MIA 😦

im almost pass out to see 1000+++++ unread items in my reader ler :S

come, lemmi briefly update u guys with a bug’s life my life 

4th Nov

oh mai gawd!

i finally touched down KL niao 😀

it’s nice to see da light of hope 😯

it’s also nice to see McD 😀

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5th Nov

had lunch at Jogoya

da oysters are dang juicy & scrumptious wei

must go and try ar,

and lady entitles 50% some more

im glad mami gave birth me into a lady gal 🙂

i was startled to see such a looong queue.

who say economy crisis?

cri my ass la… 😛

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6th Nov

met up with Irlene

i know her through bro

it’s funny that we clicked instantly even before meeting each other

we can chat through phone for hours and hours

talk grandmother stories until da porridges are cooked 😛

as if we have known each other for ages…

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7th Nov

traveled back to Malacca with Yiyi

im feeling pretty upset cos i prefer staying in KL lo so that i can shop

but i miss my home sweet home too

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8th Nov

today is a fattening eventful one 😀

had brekkie with Jenny Yiyi (aunt)

at noon, had lunch with Aunty Lily

next, went shopping at Dataran Pahlawan

after that had cendol at Jonker Street

i miss it so muchy le 😀

then when night approached watched amazing acrobatics from China 😀

i was so busy that i had no time to poop :S

ain’t exaggerating!

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9th Nov

farewelled Leeyee & Gege & Yiyi

haih! eppie moments came to an end 😦

so fast they have to go back to work

im so gonna miss them 😦

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10th Nov

my house is diagnosed with attacks of termitesss :S

will be having some renovations 😦

have to start doing some packing

first thing to start with,

my cupboard

clearing up my cupboard is like a ritual task to me whenever im homed

this time,

i finally made up my mind to trash ALL da ol’ mags 😦

i was so em se tak (heavy-hearted) lo 😦

“wuyoh, ni pun mau ambil (gambar) kah? takde kerje ke?”

“memang takde kerje mah 😛 “

“u beli ini *point at CLEO* brapa?”

*find around da front page* “oo…5.60 eh…”

“yala 😦 “

“u tengok ar, satu u beli 5.60, tapi u jual, satu untuk 30sen saja”

“nola, 30sen untuk satu kilo ma, ini mana ada satu kilo wo 😦 kurang dari 30sen 😦 “

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11th Nov

simple dessert to kick start my day 🙂

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12th Nov

most spoken phrases lately are

Kak, matilah saya

cos i have been binging non-da-farking-stop

tak mau! buang la!

my ways to treat ol’ knick-knack

eh nanti dulu, boleh jual ler 😀

kak says this after i say buang!

u ni, memang takde kerje ke?

when i have nothing better to do and snap randomly at everything

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13th Nov

today only i knew that 1 kilo of ol’ news paper only costs 20sen 😯

altogether we manage to sell off 70 over kilos

da man only pay us 16bucks

after giving half of it to Kak,

my pocket only left 8 bucks lo 😦

my ol’ mags & notes only cost 8 bucks T-T

and today i got many complements comments of me putting on weight already 😥

from mami’s friends

from friends

from friends’ mamis :S

it’s only my 6th day home

u say la sei mou

T_________________T

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17th Nov

wow,

look at da dates,

i haven’t been turning Josh on for 96hours

maybe he’s not that sexually attractive to me anymore

it’s a breakthru to me ok!

seeing myself used to turn Josh on once i get up,

im sooo gonna turn over a new leaf wtf

*pat self on da back* 😀

say hallo to Lucky!

ain’t he looks like a piggie with that pinkish nose? 😛

piggie mum-ing apple

and piggie mum-ing banana!

he’s such a good boy 😀

.e

19th Nov

today i learned that masticating for bout 30 times can slim down

cos da brain will have adequate time to receive da signals that YA IM MUM-ING

and then it will send da signals to da stomach that OK. ENOUGH BABE. U’RE FULL BABE

and da stomach will tell da brain that YA. IM FULL LIAO. ASK HER STOP MUM-ING PURLEESE.

i think this really works.

cos when u’ve masticated that muchy times right, u are tired. i mean da mouth.

then when u look at da food in front of u,

u feel full

and u will stop mum-ing

i donno bout u,

this works for me.

da only problem is,

i can only remember this masticate-for-30-times-is-good-for-hell-health-masticating when i have nothing in my mouth after masticating 15times. and i just have to go on to masticate for another 15times as if there’s something in my mouth =.=

or i will only start chewing 30 times when there’s only 2 spoons left on my plate

what to do,

im so used to masticate for 15 times 😯

i think da best way for me

is still mum less

but But BUT

it’s not that easy as it seems lo

especially when tempting tit-bits can be seen everywhere

like cookies in da freezer (mami says it will be nicer wo…)

like dragonfruits is in da fridge (fruit is good for health what!)

like fired bananas are on da dining table

like siu baos are under da food cover

I MUST SLIM DOWN WEI

cos cny is just around da very corner 😯

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21th Nov

many yummilicious food was placed nicely & attractively & sexily macho-ly  in front of me

i was about to put da beloved dao sha beng into my mouth,

“constance… constance… constance…”

haiya,

who ar? keep calling me

turned my head back,

with mouth in O shape.

opened my eyes.

😯

shut my mouth 😐 .

followed by wiping my drools.

stupid kakak!

spoilt my mood dream!

no more dao sha beng

and she woke me up five mins earlier!

i could have managed to savour my beloved dao sha beng(s) lo

stupid kakak!

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22th Nov

i woke up to sored arms 😦

but so muchy cleaning up and unpacking to do

i feel like crying as im typing now ;(

and stupid kakak woke me up five mins earlier. again!

no, i wasn’t mum-ing anything this time 😛

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24th Nov

today.

i had a tiff with mami.

i almost shed tears

😥

mami’s head is sometimes very da hard (keras kepala) mami’s dogged

stupid mami 

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25th Nov

he surprised me today

with his sudden show-up on my doorstep

with his sharp chin (he lost a farking 20 kilos)

with a decease of his dear one 😥

be strong, my dear

hope to see u soon 😉

and oh, remember to enjoy life before it’s too late 😀

a personalized gift from him that took a year to reach my hands 😯

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28th Nov

house is finally in tip-top condition!

phew!

Xmas is cuuuummmmminnngggggg 😀

my burfdae is also coming very da soon 😯

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29th Nov

kakak (da maid) went back to where she belongs to 😦

tomorrow onwards,

i will be da one who

sweep, mop, wipe, wash, scrub, cook, fold, iron and so on and on

😦

wish me good luck!

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30th Nov

today.

mami woke me up at an ungodly hour.

just to look for her bloody brown belt. 😯

kakak,

i mish u so so so muchy 😦

see, i cook one le 😀

daddy so worry that i will serve him uncooked rice =.=

oh, and i saw Cindy, Cynthia, Audrey, and Jolene!

in newspaper 😛

i must have missed out so much,

i miss blogging

i miss u all 😦

will be cont’ to mia for another 25 days until im back to uni,

then i will regain my online status

don give up on me ar 😉