How Open is Open-minded?

antsays: i nearly forgot to wish these two babes eppie burfdae! my bad…

i know i should be doing my damn revision

but earlier convo through phone with a dickhead totally ruined my study mood and triggered my migriane :-[ !

i just have to get this off my chest now Now NOW!

thing happened liddis…

i am an inactive member of this particular forum and i would drop by at least once daily to read replies under topics i subscribed

one day i got a pm (short message) from this dickhead asking where am i from

so i replied telling him im a student currently studying in bint-ulu but hail from malacca. hey i was just being polite…

we then chatted through messages (like normal email-chatting la) for some time

then one day he told me that he will be coming to bint-ulu, asking any place is nice in bint-ulu for visiting and yamcha.

i replied him with some recommendations. again, i was just being polite trying to promote bint-ulu…

and this morning he told me that he’s will be in town next week and wanted to meet up

before this i had met one guy from this forum, and he’s quite nice but not his companion (who’s a complete arrogant dickhead!) so i thought it would be ok to meet this dickhead.

i told him im only available on certain time as im flying off to sandakan da next day after my finals..

he said okie we could meet on that day for dinner and so we exchanged number.

he called mins after receiving my reply.

after shooting the breeze for awhile, he asked,

what are we gonna do after dinner? back to my hotel? *chuckles*

i was like, what da *toot* are u talking about?

i thought u are open-minded!

did i really sounded that open-minded huh?

first time meeting u and u wanna bring me back to your hotel room for err…chatting? or room service? what da…

u might thought that i was exaggeratedly reacted, he might just kidding…and yada yada…

but this ain’t da first time okie!

few months ago, i knew this guy (aarghhh another dickhead) through clubbing.

as usual, we exchanged number and we sorta keep in touch through messages, msn plus some occasional phone calls…

ok i admit that we were both sorta flirting la…well, he’s da one who came up to me first and he’s quite good-looking and he’s using digi too (cheap sms and calls)…and so ya we flirted.

this fliratation went on for some time…till one not-so-fine day he brought the conversation around to the subject of exes…then donno how he ended up asking me can we be more intimate (read: roll in the hay) than just flirting?

i was like what da *toot*?

do i really portrait myself as a jeune fille who’s easy to bed?

do i?

im only open-minded in certain aspect okie!

i can handle dirty jokes and i can smooch my friends and i don’t mind travelling with a chap (not zzz-ing on da same bed la of course!)…

but don’t ever get me wrong that im so open-minded that u can bed me anytime anywhere (wah very chikek what da…) anyhow (wah very flexible what da…)

u think what? im a foc hooker izzit? :-[

fark already can pat pat buttock and say tata and cabut izzit? :-[

u fark off okie!

just fark off from my niche!

and purleeese spare me some dignity!

phew!

okie, back to munching notes!

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