wake up from bed. drink warm h2o. wait patiently for nature’s call. answer da call wtf.
this is my daily morning ritual. that’s why i need to wake up one hour earlier for brushing up before class. i lurve how my tummy looks flat after pooing 
(not that it bulges out alot la)
im really curious what else u guys do while answering da call ar? i tell u then u tell me back (by commenting) okie?
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- read. i bring something into da toilet most of da time. it varies from novel, mag, newspaper to lecture notes (only during exam season.)
- examine. my shite. like da color, da shape, da texture wtf
- pick split-ends. hair condition deteriorates after rebonding and coloring and highlighting T-T
- organize. to-do list of da day in mind. and forget bout it after coming out from toilet =.= happens all da time. i still remember i have a lab report due tomorrow! don sked!
- blog. no, i dont mean blogging from da loo. i mean inspiration for blogging. like this post
- sms. i dont usually bring hp with me into da loo. occasionally i do. when im waiting for urgent reply and i cant hold up da call.
- grunt and strain. ewww grosss i know. but that’s what i do when Mrs. Constipation visit me. i loathe her okie! eat more veggies and fruits wei!
- do nothing else. just sit (sometimes squat) there and answer and ciao 😀
found this article telling what can u do in public toilet. betul-betul hilarious!
so, have u poo-pooed today?
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I like to imagine what i could be in the future.What i'll do and stuff. Sometimes it does gets boring.xD
I also go to the loo every morning. This is how I warm up 😀
War…so many suggestion huh! But usually I will only read newspaper of magazine. LOL :p
LOL. Nice topic :P. I have a fixed time to poo. If i miss that time, it'll be hard for me throughout the day -_-.
so when you shitting ar…..
did it ever make a loud LOUD noise? like brrrrreeet!!!!!!!!.
then hor with smell with methane gases ……
plus when it keluar got keras anot at the beginning? LOLz XD 😀
i like to cabut bulu ketiak while pooping.
hahahha. *too much info!*
Mine's usually a fast affair so I don't have time to do anything else. Besides, I find it gross to be reading or doing something else while you're seated in the toilet while finishing up business.
haha yeah my third post of the day :]
the picture is a classic =D
LOL i do all of those too. I also bring in word search books to do in the toilet hahah
I do poo every day, that's the only thing I can tell you, haha!
Day dreaming.. I do it fast one le~
omg -.- xde keje lain ke?
i usually read my mag or crayon sinchan….OR surf net on my phone! HEHEHEH but i hardly do that now for the fear of dropping it into the bowl 😛
WOW..!!!!
I sometimes fall asleep while pooing. Very sleepy what! 😀
it must be a automatic(sitting) wan then you fall too sleep
if manual(squat) your teeth long gone ledi bah!
my cousin do a manual on automatic type…… then suddenly he fall to sleep
and you know what happen next
I surf internet…post comments on Facebook…on handphone! Hahahahaha!
I eat my breakfast while in the toilet… rushing mah…
This made me laugh! LOL!
I usually read a magazine or book. If my laptop is charge, I'll haul it into the bathroom with me and, like you jokingly said, blog. Only, I really do blog while pooping. Or I'll tweet while pooping. LOL!
haha. i'll just sit, stare at the wall.. and think of smth.. =D
Wah lau this kind of topic. Well I poo-poo very fast one. So I do nothing there. Just poo, clean then out of the toilet! Haha
EEEEeeek
how you can stand of that smell?
I usually squeeze my stomach kuat kuat, like how we squeeze toothpaste. Come out faster mah! Efficient you know? hehehe. if it doesn't budge, I'll read a chapter of novel or so. I have my own personal toilet, no one can rush me 😛
toking about shitting ar…..
did you all ever Xperince like:
while you at work, see your last episode show, some distance relatives come to your house then duduk lama lama
playing your PS games that you enter the final stage and cannot be save then your perut kanot stand no more and you rush to
"bilik menurun".
my question is , at that time you all shitting or peeing 1st?
XD
LoLz
i do that too. like what will i be in 5years time, like how my (future) house would be. unlike u, i do that in dream xD
haha, same here…morning is da only time of da day i can poo :$
that's da usual stuffs people do in da loo! xD
exactly! and mine is in da morning :$
that's why i have to wake up one hour earlier to prepare myself to poo :$
ewww….so disgusting 😡
one more way to kill time in da loo xD
thanks for sharing lol!
not everytime's a smooth & fast affair to me 😦
that's why have to do some other thing to kill time :$
just hopped over and u've got a new home xD
that wasn't me, just in case u are wondering la B)
i once brought in sudoku haha :$
normally, mine's a daily business too with occasional constipation. hate that! 😦
lucky la u, mine sometimes need some time to finish my business :$
ada, tapi malas nak buat ma xD
that's why i rarely bring hp into loo, cos i once dropped my specs into toilet bowl :S
o.0 …wah, u can actually zzz in a loo B)
ewww…gross!!! how can one zzz in da loo ar!!!
and u blog-hop in da loo too xD
o.0 masticate and shallow? in da loo? o.0
emm…never bring my lappie with me in da loo yet…mami will sure yell at me! sucha internet addict 😛
that's what i do, when i dont feel like bringing a novel in…and while thinking i will pick split-ends haha
not everybuddy is lucky like u 😥
mine's a slow and steady business, and i hate kena rushed cos it will ruin my mood and i cant poo for da whole day =.=
only shred toilet in campus la
errr…both?…wait, i think pee 1st…:$
Yeah! Some people just can't pass it if they don't read right? :p
mostly i take 5 minutes to do my time in toilet lolx…so no need other things to distract me 😀
yaya, like…u! :p
lucky u! pfft!
Err….errr…..Hahahahaa xD
i ALWAYS bring a book, and my labtop. 🙂 I also bring a pencil and paper, so I can write or draw. Sometimes I do my homework with me.
book AND laptop?
good! 😀
do u really take that loong in da loo? (dazed) …
and u are sucha hardworking student
I am pooing right now 😀